Incredible Cat Woman script
STAN: Hey Cat Woman you’re in pretty good shape. Anyone ever ask you how to lose weight?
CAT: Sure, I tell them to find a way that’s fun, that’s easy, and doesn't cost much.
Stan: That sounds like our Easy Way Fat Loss. It’s easy because there’s no diet. You just drink a few fiber-protein shakes between meals.
CAT: Is it Fun?
Stan: Sure, you put on some music and do a simple, five minute routine, like we’re doing now.
CAT: How much does it cost?
Stan: That’s the best part. People that drink our shakes, actually wind up saving money.
Stan: So no matter what shape your stomach is in, we’ll help you lose fat. It’s all in my book, “ No wonder you’re fat, you don’t eat enough”.
Stan: (Mr. Director, … that’s a wrap.)
In memory of my friend Neil MacEachern 11-20-14